My name is Bellatrix, Queen of Darkness, Ruler of The Bed, Scream Master Supreme, The Stinkiest Cat in the World. I was given to my person as a kitten and he immediately understood that he was in the presence of a demon. I loved him instantly. Everyone else can shove it.

Bellatrix was given to me as a kitten, and I tried to keep her in my college dorm, but I was going to get caught from her tiny screams. She spent her first summer living in a frat house with a friend of mine. She now had PTSD (and probably no longer remembers why). You'll all be happy to know that frat house was eventually shut down. She's been my sweet little demon baby ever since. She loves me more than anything and barely tolerates anyone else. It's taken 2 whole years but she finally has stopped growling at my wife.