About Me

Hey Hi Hello! My name is Xenon Starz and this is my silly little website.

Let's see... My pronouns are HE/HIM and I'm years old. And no, it's not just my internet persona, I also look younger than I am IRL. Leader of the Short King club, I'm all of 5 ft tall. Fight me about it.

I've been a furry since 2005 and I have the deviantart profile to prove it. My first fursona was a blue and purple cat named Marshie (short for Marshmallow). I was a sparkledog before it was cool, back when that was meant to be an insult. Not that anyone remembers me from those days on oekakis, Neopets, and Gaia Online, but I was there. Like I said, I'm ancient. I'm also plural, otherkin, and therian. Yes I do own a shirt that says "I am cringe but I am free", it's basically my life motto.

I'm also into a lot of other nerdy shit. I watch a lot of TV shows: Star Trek (DS9 especially), Pokémon, My Little Pony, and Doctor Who are probably some of my top ones. I'm also really into D&D, and I've been playing since 2011. My favorite genre of any kind of media is Science Fiction and I am kinda obsessed with space, if you couldn't tell.

Currently, I've been making this website since 2023, just for funsies. Most of the graphics you see are made by me, tho most of them are old. I still think these galaxy backgrounds hold up tho. Other than this, I like to crochet, make kandi, draw occasionally, and play video games. I still listen to the same emo music I listened to in 2007 and my CD collection proves that. I also read a lot, but mostly at work. Unfortunately being a sparkledog on the internet doesn't pay the bills.

You can, however, find me vending at conventions a few times a year. I have to get rid of all the plushies I make and I need the money to buy more yarn. So please check the left sidebar on my home page to see where and when I'll be vending.

You may also see me suiting at cons. My fursuit's name is RadioHazard. He's a skullcat made by Ritz Costumes. Feel free to say hi and tell me how you know me, I'm just really really shy in person, but I'm friendly, I swear! (I do not advertise here what cons I will be attending unless I'm vending there. You can find that info elsewhere.)

I also have a beautiful emo wife, we are getting gay married on Halloween 2026. We're T4T and poly and we're both pan and super queer. We're extremely leftist and proud of it. We (mostly I) have 2 very stupid cats, Bellatrix and Andromeda. They're both getting old but they haven't gotten wise with age.